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So Bad, It will Melt Your Brain.
Podcast. Reviewed Alien vs. Predator. Barely survived the experience. Tell my Mom I love her!
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No Love for Nemmy?
We’re (un)dead serious when we say that Resident Evil: Apocalypse is the Worst Movie EVER. I guess our chief criticism is the movie tries to be like the game, and it fails. This wouldn’t be as much of...
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Test Your Might.
Mortal Kombat is the Greatest Movie EVER. Go out and buy a copy. Heck, buy two: one for you, and one for your Sweet Baboo. 5 Minutes, 0 Seconds In: Yeah, he looks like a Chinese god to me… 7...
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“They Kick High.”
The Big Week of (Philip K.) Dick commences October1, but in the meantime Dead or Alive is the Worst (Meh-est?) Movie EVER! NOTE: If the show sounds a little static-filled this time around, it’s...
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“I’m going to kill them all, Sir.”
Don’t shoot the fat kid, because Soldier is the Greatest Movie EVER! This movie contains: John Waters, Space Commando? Mild Eye Trauma. Gary Busey, a nice man with happy feelings all of the time. KURT...
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The Misadventures of Mary Sue
Anderson thinks it’s Alice uber allis, and Resident Evil: Extinction is the ‘Greatest’ Movie EVER. This movie contains: Mary Sue…er, I mean ‘Alice’. “Hey, where’d my character go?” Zombies. They HATE...
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Accept no Imitations
Aim for the babies and the Boy Scouts, because Death Race 2000 is the Greatest Movie EVER! I’ll throw some pics up later. This episode is super late. I was sick all weekend. Many apologies for the...
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Jason Statham Drives a Car and Kills People
This is the only picture that should be required to convince you that Death Race is the Greatest Movie EVER! Review in a Nutshell: On one hand, indistinguishable gray vehicles firing machine guns at...
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Use the Buddy System!
Hold onto your eyeballs, because Event Horizon is the Greatest Movie EVER? Review in a Nutshell: Cobbling together elements from Solaris, Hellraiser, Alien, and The Shining does not guarantee a good...
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